I don’t have anything to say, really. It’s Saturday. College football is on. No one is on the Internet. Except you. And thank you for visiting. Might I suggest you do what I am doing and annoy your neighbors with some Burning Witch? You’ll feel so much better when it’s all done.

Hey, next week we have some fun stuff. We’ll have a really great Outer Edges piece about two non-metal releases that have very, very metal connections. One of those records is, in my opinion, the best non-metal album of the year so far. And it is both weird and seductive. Think Burzum. That’s a really easy hint, actually. We’ll also have a look at two new records from one of my favorite up-and-coming labels. Both albums are not for the weak of heart or the bland of taste. And one you better get on right away because it’s only out in limited release! We’ll also have a look at, hands down, one of the most bizarre metal albums of this year. Or any year, for that matter. Let’s put it this way, the instruments you’ve come to expect from a black metal band, only one of those come into play on this thing.

OK, so, all of our U.S. readers, have a wonderful and safe Labor Day weekend. Please use your brains this weekend, because we don’t want you to end up in jail or dead. Everyone else, have a splendid regular weekend. We love you all the same.